Better-Late-Than-Never Launch Party!
Murder Has Nine Lives
Saturday, September 10
3300 Airport Avenue
Santa Monica Airport
Wine! Munchies! Free pencils!
MORE TO COME!
Jaine's newest adventure!
for the well-turned phrase puts
her in the top
tier of do-it-yourself detectives."
solves a murder in the cut-throat
world of beauty pageants.
of four novellas in a Christmas-themed
anthology. When Jaine gets a gig as a Santa's elf, she can't decide
which is worse: Having to wear a hideously unflattering elf costume, or
discovering Santa dead next to the Christmas tree. It's a "Nightmare on
Elf Street" you won't want to miss!
in time for Valentine's Day, Jaine
starts writing advertising copy for a Matchmaker from Hell—a
ghastly gal with a penchant for lying, cheating, backstabbing and
blackmailing. (And those are her good points.) When the chiseling cupid
is murdered, Jaine sets out to find the true killer, all the while
fending off the advances of a billionaire septuagenarian who's fallen
madly in love—with her cat Prozac!
OF A NEIGHBORHOOD WITCH
locks horns with her
witch of a neighbor, Cryptessa
Muldoon, former star of a fourth-rate sitcom called I
Zombie. When Cryptessa is
murdered by somone wearing Jaine's
Halloween costume, Jaine becomes the cops' Number One suspect.
NEW GOLDEN OLDIES!
Alert the media! The wonderful folks at Kensington Books
re-released two golden oldies, DEATH BY PANTYHOSE and
SHOES TO DIE FOR, with spiffy new paperback covers.
Jaine gets a job writing jokes for a female stand-up
to discover that comedy is no laughing matter when her client gets
arrested for strangling her arch rival with a pair of control top
pantyhose. Don’t miss this true life adventure of murder,
romance, and spandex undergarments!
SHOES TO DIE FOR
When Jaine—a gal who thinks Dolce E Gabbana is an Italian ice
cream—lands a job writing ads for a trendy clothing boutique,
she’s in for a challenge. Especially when she finds Frenchie,
boutique’s most detested employee, stabbed in the neck with
of her own stiletto heels. Join Jaine in this fashion disaster of